People Often Ask Me...
And This Is What I Tell Them...
That's the difference.
Listen.
...if someone claims to be a 'copywriter' and CAN'T show you ABSOLUTE SOLID PROOF of...
#1: His Work
...and #2: THE RESULTS IT GENERATES...
They're not worth a grain of salt, and you should steer DAMN CLEAR.
Fortunately for you (and your bank account)-- I do have MIND-BOGGLING results and UNDENIABLE proof that I deliver...
MORE CASE STUDIES TO COME...
That's what I've done for just a few of MY clients...
So imagine what I can do for you?
Listen-- before we get started, there's something you've gotta know...
In fact...
I can be downright EXPENSIVE.
But let me ask you a question...
You're a smart person. I know you are--because you're searching for a copywriter to help grow your business... you know that potential of growth in YOUR business is UNLIMITED when you hire a quality copywriter.
So...
Would you spend good money on a SPECTACULAR copywriter knowing that you can put your mind at ease, never having to worry about conversions--then in around 2 weeks you can expect WORLD-CLASS record-breaking copy that pays for itself MANY times over and is GUARANTEED to convert.
No work on your behalf.
You just slap it up and watch as the sales come pouring in.
That's what my copy does.
I can't tell you how many times I've helped clients make THOUSANDS, HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS... even MILLIONS of dollars...
All because they made the decision to hire me.
I ALWAYS DELIVER.
Just like I did with the guy who I made nearly $1 million dollars for in just 12 months... (in fact he's on track to do much more that that in 2011) guess how much my fee was?
$15,000 plus a small royalty.
Pretty good ROI right?
If he'd of hired anyone else he would have been leaving money on the table--and so he knew that hiring me, even if I did cost more--would pay off in the long run...
IT DID.
Hiring anyone else but me may cost you less... but you're going to lose BIG money in the long-run by NOT hiring me.
I've written copy for anything and everything you can imagine...
Sales Letters, Magalogs, Brochures, Opt-Ins, Landing Pages, Video Scripts (in fact just wrote a HOT video script that is converting at 5.9% on COLD traffic for a $197 product!), Email Series, you name it--I probably do it!
Do me a favour--check out their letter and compare it with mine... and tell me WHICH one has piqued your interest more... which is more compelling... which one has ENVOKED your emotions...?
Bottom line--Which one has you MORE excited about the limitless possibilities and potential profits you could make?
If it's NOT mine, feel free to leave this page right now...
But if it is... (which I'm SURE it will be!) I think I've proven my point.

If a copywriter can't sell HIMSELF... how in the HELL is he going to market YOUR own products?
I can tell you right now--you're NOT going to find a better copywriter both in SKILLS and EXPERIENCE plus a PROVEN TRACK-RECORD that will give you the quality, support and service I'll give you--for the price I'm charging...
Don't believe me? Let me put my MONEY where my MOUTH is...
If my work DOESN'T convert for you... (highly unlikely)
I'll write you a BRAND NEW piece FREE of charge... or I'll rewrite it until it CONVERTS...
How's that sound?
But let me take it one step further--I want to make this offer completely IRRESISTIBLE by offering you something NO other copywriter is EVER going to offer you...
I DON'T care if this offends you:
Listen.
If you think you can turn your product or service into a million-dollar best-seller and skyrocket your conversions with a 'cheap' copywriter spending less than a few thousand dollars--you're probably living in a drug-induced reality and not a good match for me...
But if you are prepared to spend what it takes to hire me and see GUARANTEED sales and amazing work... with NO effort on your behalf...
I would LOVE to work with you. (we're going to have some fun!)
By reading this far I know that you understand and realize in FULL that:
It's an INVESTMENT...
...and one that can pay for itself in an instant while netting you UNLIMITED amounts of money for years and years to come...
If that's what you're looking for... I'm THE perfect match for you and you need to hire me RIGHT NOW.
I get emails, phone calls and letters from potential clients everyday...
Unfortunately I don't have the time to take everyone on board... and you would be surprised by how MANY people I turn down... but I ALWAYS take on clients who I know will be great to work with... (I also charge a lot LESS for these 'hassle-free' clients ESPECIALLY if the topic interests me!)
To put it simply... the earlier you contact me, the better.
Realize that I only take on A FEW very select clients a month--I limit the work I take on so I can give you AMAZING quality.
I'll work tirelessly until it's EXACTLY what you want it to be--and even better... you can be rest assured that it's GUARANTEED to convert...
YOU can be #1 in Clickbank effortlessly...
YOU can make your product an INSTANT best-seller--raking in the MASSIVE amounts of money all the other big-wigs are making by hiring a copywriter who works with the 'gurus', ultra-rich multi-millionaires and big-name companies EVERY SINGLE MONTH...
This is your chance to INSTANTLY take your business to the next level... and start making more sales than you've EVER made in your life...
You won't even have to lift a finger! I take care of ALL of the work...
It's that as simple.
All you have to do is hire me.
So here's what you should do RIGHT NOW:
There are THREE ways you can get in touch with me... but do it as soon as you possibly can as I can't always guarantee my availability.

josiahhumphrey
Contact me right now--and if your project looks interesting and I'm not already booked up... I'll get to work ASAP and help make you some SERIOUS money!
Thanks for listening,
P.S. If you want to see samples, simply contact me.
As term of doing business, Refunds are only issued on copy that doesn't convert. Self-cancelled projects are the onus of the Client, and will attract a 55% cancellation fee.